cybergy:

DUDE OMG

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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is your teen joining THE SKELETON WARS?


skeletonmeme:

decode their text messages for “txt speak” slang used by SKELETONS

  • LOL - lots of legbones
  • SMH - skeletons murdering humans
  • FYI - forget your insides! (and become a skeleton)
  • WTF - waxing the fibula
  • OMG - outta my grave
  • FFS - for friendly skeletons

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

"

I’ve been told that alcohol is bad for me.
I’ve also been told that loving you is bad for me.

I’m still drinking

"

   — I.S (via in-toxicxted)

(Source: acrylian)

lovelysenses:

following back!!

Stay Pony Golden Boy


(Source: t-shrit)

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

Muh


supernovadobe:

Things me and the boo do… 

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knowyour-limits:

I’m constantly stuck between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”