ask-female-lithuania:

jaclcfrost:

i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you

image

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

thesinfonian:

I just realized that it’ll be the 20’s again in less than six years. I propose we bring back swing music and jazz attire.

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

image

movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

image

did-you-kno:

Police officers in Thailand are forced to wear a pink Hello Kitty armband if they break the law or rules of duty.
Source
waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.
john-wann:

SO DID THEY HAVE HAIR OR NOT
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,