nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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harrypotterconfessions:

14littlejazcicles:

cloaga:

Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement. 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

^^^^^^^^

ultrafunnypictures:

My sister got a microscope for her birthday

Its okay to be a glow stick; sometimes we need to break before we shine


(Source: vibes-of-lily)

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

consulting-cannibal:

based on this chat post

i just—

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Anonymous
Hey there baby girl, you looking for a daddy? I'm looking for a slutty, obedient little who will let me do whatever I want to her. I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? If you're a good little girl I'll treat you right.


daddydanchous:

taken-and-undone:

Woooah, slow down there Sleezy McGee. 

1. I don’t identify as a little. You can’t assume that every submissive is also a little. That’s some straight up ignorance. HOWEVER: my status as a sub really shouldn’t fucking matter, because disgusting unsolicited messages like this are completely uncalled for, and never okay, under any circumstance, ever. 

2. I’m in a happy, stable, dedicated relationship with a loving partner I have been with for 7 years. He takes care of all of my D/s related needs. He’s pretty awesome. (Also he’s going to be super pissed at you for this message, because he does not take kindly to people disrespecting me. He. Really. Does. Not.) HOWEVER: my relationship status shouldn’t fucking matter, because disgusting unsolicited messages like this are completely uncalled for, and never okay, under any circumstance, ever. 

3. What even are you hoping to accomplish from this Sleezy? This anon message? you think I’m going to be so incredibly taken by your elegant words that I just NEED to give myself to you, despite that you are a complete stranger? C’mon  Sleezy McGee, get real. 

4. You have absolutely no right to my body, or the bodies of any other human person on this planet. None. I feel like you have it in your head that you do, but you really fucking don’t. Get over yourself Sleezy McGee. 

5. You also seem to think you have the right to call yourself a “Daddy”. Titles like Daddy, and Dominant, are bestowed upon you by someone who agrees to submit to you. It isn’t something you get to just fucking call yourself because you like the idea of dominating someone. No. Gross. No. Bad Sleezy. You should be ashamed of yourself. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done. 

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Titles like Daddy, and Dominant, are bestowed upon you by someone who agrees to submit to you. It isn’t something you get to just fucking call yourself because you like the idea of dominating someone. 

This is so fucking perfect in every way but that part holds special significance for me. SO well said. Thank you.

stickdom:

arkhamsmaddness:

Tips for Tops!
I was discussing spanking with a certain mistress of mine the other day and were talking about how many tops forget the importance of warm ups, there is a certain thoroughness about spanking in layers and a sense of build up and dread of the Spankee as they are spanked in sets with one layer being removed between each set until the finale of the bare bottom at the end.
Of course this little infograph came to mind and I felt it needed to be done…for instruction purposes and education of course!

Not really Stick!dom but it was impossible to draw a stickspersons bottom